Now I have the flu. Goddamn it.

If I were dictator...

I think the world needs dictatorship. Especially to get rid of the things that are especially annoying. Today's "If I were dictator..." is:

If I were dictator... I would permanently ban the creation of new Christmas music.

THERE IS ENOUGH CHRISTMAS MUSIC ALREADY, DAMMIT. There is no need to make more. We have enough music to last from November to December 25 24 hours a day and never hear the same song twice. We don't need anymore! We don't need to hear a reggae version of "Let it Snow". And ESPECIALLY death to people who take Christmas songs and put a disco beat to them.

And just to show you there is no God -- look at John Lennon and Paul McCartney. For Christmas, John wrote the powerful anti-war song "Happy Xmas" and Paul wrote "Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time." And JOHN is the one who gets shot. I don't understand that one at all.

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